Have a Nice Birthday

Listen, after 30 you just want someone who gets it. I don't care how old I am anymore, all I care about is "do I have a good chair to sit on for my back, and will my takeout be here soon?" AM I RIGHT? I think I'm right. And this card knows it too.

4.25” x 5.5” card with recycled craft paper envelope in a biodegradable plastic sleeve.