Are you a fan of Tanya from White Lotus? Or perhaps a huge stan of Jennifer Coolidge? Either way, this card is perfect for you and the one you want to say something like Wooow, you're a high-class broad and I'm taking the dog dumbass (you get it... right?)
4.25” x 5.5” card on sustainable paper with recycled craft paper envelope in a biodegradable plastic sleeve.